Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

Now you’re probably wondering why I didn’t start week 1? It was because my ancient ancestors need a bit of time to look into how everyone plays. So here’s the outlook my fortune cookie has for everyone.

AFC East

Dolphins I want to start of by apologizing for not being familiar with your game. Strong start to a 2-0 start. Top 10 in every stat. You are a force to be reckoned with. Jets statistically have the best defense in the game. Could be a real threat to the Dolphins. Bills shocked the world with a win and the Patriots are on the bottom.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: Dolphins this year could be your best chance to winning the Super Bowl. Unless Jets defense stops you at every turn. Bills and Pats, this may not be your season, but next year might be.

AFC North

Steelers do not be disheartened with your record. You can put up yards, just can’t close the deal. This is going to be a close race to the top of the division based on what my ancestors are telling me.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie Says: Do not be fooled by the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Play smart everyone and the division could be yours.

AFC South

The division may look close but my ancestors tell me that it actually isn’t. Texans in my opinion the best defense in the game at the moment having talent everywhere. With that being said all of their top players contracts are going to expire, so they are in a win now mode before the team implodes. Looking deeper in this division, defense is the name of the game. They can put up points, but it’s because they are able to turn the ball over so frequently. Offenses beware.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: if you’re going to win this division. Pray that your offense scores just enough points so the defense won’t get pissed. As for the Titans like one of the admins says, don’t be a fuck up.

AFC West

Fuck Patrick Mahomes. Now I got that out of my system, the Chiefs have been MIA. Their only contribution is to injure the opposing team’s players. Broncos top 3 rushing yards thanks to Quinshon Judkins. Which he has to since Hurts can’t throw further them 5 yards. As of right now Raiders have the best offense. It is their division, something that can only happen in Madden. Chargers all I can say is good luck in the draft this offseason. But that FB looks nice though.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: Raiders are going to dominate this division if nothing changes.