Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

Now some of you are wondering where was week 2 of this. Well my ancient ancestors like to take their time to gather information and tell me. If you don’t believe I like to see you all try to summon your ancient ancestors.

NFC East

I’m going to preface this now because I know I’m going to say this a lot. According to my ancient ancestors this conference will be dominated by the admins of Primer, NFC East is no different. Eagles despite what the stats say, defense is their greatest strength. With this version of Madden being close to impossible to play defense this could be a huge advantage. Giants’ record doesn’t tell the whole story. Having a two 99 overalls on offense helps a lot. Lean on their strengths, dart 88 THP but 99 accuracy across the board. He is a clone of Joe Burrow. D Line is vicious and ideally should create a lot of pressure. Commanders and Cowboys, in the words of Shannon Sharpe, Tyreek Hill, and Devin White call the White House to send national guard or somebody, and tell everyone not to fret because help will be on its way. Jokes aside both teams have good pieces, just needs to come altogether.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: this division is going to be between Giants and Eagles. There’s no shame in accepting that, there’s only shame if you don’t do anything to change it.

NFC North

This division is very much like the NFC East as there are two teams really battling for the top. But unlike the NFC East my ancestors tells me that shouldn’t be the case. Bears have a loaded team and they know it. My ancestors believe that it’s a matter of time for them to dominate this division. Packers are getting the best out of their roster and as of right now the results are showing. Lions are a very frustrating team. What started off as one of the best, if not the best offense in the game now has one of the worst, but my ancestors believe it might be because they want to win via defense as they are of the best defenses in Primer. They are going to need to rebuild the offense if they want to compete.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: The goal is in sight for all of you, including Lions, the only thing stopping you is you.

NFC South

This will be short and sweet. This is the Bucs division and until the rest of the NFC south can get it together and dethrone them, it will remain as that until the end of the cycle. Which is frustrating to say because the other teams aren’t exactly horrible, I’d argue it’s very good, they are just not a threat to the Bucs.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: if you want to change the narrative, you’re going to have to beat the narrative.

NFC West

Probably closer than the other divisions, but not by much. Seahawks are a top defensive team in the league with probably the best WR corps in the league. They have nothing to fear. Rams were very smart to resign their franchise QB. They have one of the top defenses, but also one of the worst offenses. Committing to the QB will help solve the offensive problems. Niners getting Josh Allen for free is a huge plus, so start to see them win more games sooner rather than later. Cardinals have the potential to be one of the best offenses but they aren’t beating the allegations of having the worst defense in the game. The sad part is it’s not the rosters fault.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: this division can become very very competitive if the bottom teams can get it together and win. It’s not up to others to help you win, it is up to you to win.