Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

It’s that time again. We are half way into the season and my ancestors have been very regretful for how wrong they were with their analysis in the beginning. Hindsight is 20/20 but that’s okay they think they got it right this time around.

AFC EAST

Well we all can confidentially say that Gil will no longer be on the bottom of this division moving forward. That honor goes to Cbisz, which as far as we know is due to IRL stuff. We hope things get better for you buddy. Nevertheless what was once a runaway for the Jets as initially believed, Smokey built an offense that is best suited for his skillset and it shows. Number 2 in scoring points and number 1 in passing. He might give Filthy a run for his money and dethrone him for the best offense this season. As of right now his kryptonite seems to be the run defense but being 11th in points allowed tells us that he is locking the opponents up in the red zone which is where it matters to most in our humble opinion. Ate and Smokey strength of schedule looks near identical, so we believe that this division will go to Smokey.

AFC NORTH

AJ, my ancestors and I would like to humbly apologize for writing you off in the beginning of the season, we failed to recognize your game. He is playing as if Madden himself possessed him or something because by all accounts they shouldn’t be this good. Defense can stop the run, but that is about it. Whatever it is he is doing we say keep doing it. Luke is doing his best to claim the North, but he just can’t do it. Drub and Jeshoo, sorry this just isn’t your year. Your best bet is making the seventh seed. This division goes to the Ravens.

AFC SOUTH

The surprise of this division has been Iconic. His defense has been one of the top so far this season and his offense is getting the job done. It’s just unfortunate that he is away and is forced to giveaway wins. Just when we thought there might be someone who would dethrone Steel, they vanished. Steel has the best defense this season. He claims he does not know what he is doing but that’s a lie, he knows something. Partnered that with one of the top offenses as well, this is going to be his division once again and is the reason why he is often seen as a perennial Super Bowl favorite. Daz you have a great defense, but the offense is lacking, Colts same thing. Sorry

AFC WEST

This is Tomato’s division until said otherwise. That is not to say he is really really that good, which he is, this is more of a reflection on the rest of the division. MLDogs is finding his footing since last season, but he has a bit of ways to go. Iron is a lock in for that first overall pick. Guero, as good as he is on offense, his defense is a bit lacking. He can stop the pass, and loves throwing the ball. To him running the ball is something he needs to do in order to not break the ratio rule. Once he can figure that out and stopping the run he should be a force to be reckoned with. Until then this division goes to Tomato.

NFC EAST

This division is proving my ancestors right. This division WAS going to go down between Eddie and NYT. They also did say Eddie was going to give NYT a fight. We just did not think he would be leading this division and NYT being 4 and 4. Our only assumption is NYT treats Primer as the training grounds for his plays and schemes for SML. Which is totally fine with us, he can do whatever the hell he likes. It is going to be a tight race, but we think the division will go to Eddie.

NFC NORTH

So Krayzie may have been onto something when he drafted Jonathan Barrington in the first round because the Vikings is becoming their 2012 version. With that being said it is still not enough to take this division. Filthy once again has the best offense this season in every offensive stat. No one is going to dethrone him as far as we are concern. This division goes to Filthy unless Krayzie does something crazy soon.

NFC SOUTH

Man this division. We really don’t know what to say about this. Drewski is leading the division with one of the worst offenses this season, but also has the second best defense this season. We don’t know if it is because he really is that good at defense or this division really is that bad. It also doesn’t help that the Falcons are cursed this season. Huncho, and Ibrahim get it together. You guys should be able to make this division far more competitive. Until then this division is going to go Drewski

NFC WEST

There is the change of the guard in this division. BWO is not leading this division as we initially thought, that goes to Lloyd. He has top 3 defense, and has one of the top offenses. That is a deadly combination. This is going to be an interesting playoff run to see if Lloyd can maintain this and make it there because all eyes will be on him. This division will go to him unless BWO can figure it out.

DON JON’S FORTUNE COOKIE: Luck benefits those who are the most prepared. How it will reward or hurt you is up to you.