Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

Hello everyone it’s me again back with another season outlook for SML Primer. My ancestors think they got it right this time so here’s what they had to say.

AFC EAST:

Gil was able to get the WR of his dreams. 99 speed who is also 5’11 is a deadly combination, the questions really becomes can Gil capitalize on having such a weapon? And does he have enough on defense to help him win games? Dolphins have a new user named ImMid, we have yet to see a single game, so we will see how Mid he really is. However we are reminded that those questions are moot as Ateone and Smokey exist. Smokey had a very hot start last season with his Tramon Hilton deep bombs, so much so that the GoFundMe page was started to address this. However, as the season went on more and more people started to catch onto his gameplay and he came crashing down. Ate once again showed why he’s the top dog in the AFC East, and I think he will once again claim the top spot again.

AFC North:

Jeshoo boasts having the highest rated team in this division, but numbers do not tell the whole story. Last season AJ played like a man possessed and came out on top of the division, almost making the SB with his rag tag team of misfits and trashes. Luke can try as much as he can hell, he might even make a run for Justin Herbert, however AJ’s squad only got better and he got rid of Lamar Jackson leaving him more room to get better. This division goes to AJ.

AFC South:

I’m not going to get into all the additions Iconic, XYZ, and Daz made. As far as I’m concerned this division belongs to Steel.

AFC West:

This division is living proof that overall ratings are not a good determiner of who will do well. Guero and Tomato have highly rated teams but they didn’t make playoffs last season and I don’t think they will this time around as well. MLDogs showed what he can do with a nice QB like Lamar Jackson. If he keeps this up he will win the division.

NFC East:

As more then things change, more things stay the same. Eagles gained a new user, so there’s that. Sherm is still Sherm and XYZ is still XYZ. This division goes to Eddie.

NFC North:

Filthy always had the best offense in Primer, and he decided to continue that narrative and improved on offense. Defense not so much, but then again defense is almost nonexistent this cycle so who really cares? While I see the moves the rest of the division made, I cannot see how much they improved. At best they’ll slow Filthy down, at worst they are just cannon fodder. North belongs to Filthy.

NFC South:

This division is perennial revolving door. Still no Falcons user, and we have a Bucs user who just broke the ratio rule in his first game. So this division comes down to Huncho and Drewski. Drewski got a stud of a WR from me and Taysom Hill 2.0, and knows how to control the clock. Close call but the division will go to Drewski.

NFC West:

This division is just brutal. We saw three teams make playoffs and one even made it to the super bowl. BWO finally got a new QB and it’s the fatty himself Fitzsimmons and Lloyd still has his core players and is looking to redeem himself for his poor SB performance. Both of them boast a 99 ovr QB and they both know how to play to their strengths. This is tricky because while BWO is the better player, Lloyd always seemed to have BWO’s number and beat him every time. So while I do think if it comes down to it Lloyd could go further in the playoffs, but I do think BWO is gonna take the division.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie: The season is young, anything can happen do not give into narratives right away, you control your own narrative.