Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

Well this is it the final season predictions for SML Primer of Madden 26. It was a long time coming and everyone is excited for its end. This will be my guess with no help this time. My ancestors are too busy cursing the Spurs at the moment.

AFC East

At this point of the cycle it’s pretty clear cut who’s gonna be winning which division. Gil will always be Gil, love the man like a brother but he’s not going to win the division. Spookie is back but we don’t engage with him. Smokey have two 99 speed WRs but didn’t do enough on defense. With that said this division goes to Ate, again.

AFC North

Drub and Jeshoo both boast a 92 ovr teams, but that means nothing. Luke got his QB back so I expect his offense to be explosive. Unfortunately for him AJ exists and has only gotten better. This division is going to AJ unless he really does not care because he is in SML.

AFC South

This is Steel’s division. Nuff said.

AFC West

Stable Tomato went on a huge fire sale this past offseason, did not see enough movements from him to see him excelling. I couldn’t tell you what Guero and Iron has done either. MLDogs got a 99 ovr RB that was being wasted by Luke, so really by default this division goes to MLDogs.

NFC East

This division is bit confusing, but not in a way most of you would think. We got three users who really are doing their best to make this division a competitive one, and then there’s Eddie. With most of his focus on SML, he isn’t performing at the level he usually does in games. Not trying to slander Eddie by any means, I feel like this division should be a runaway for him. Maybe he’s doing that on purpose, I don’t know. Either way I do think this division goes to Eddie.

NFC North

One of the two toughest divisions in NFC if not all of Primer. All of them could be division winners in other divisions, but the two standouts are Juice and Filthy. Juice has one of the best defenses in Primer, while Filthy has one of the best offenses in Primer. It’s literally a coin toss between the two, I know because that’s what I ended up doing here and it landed on Filthy so division goes to him.

NFC South

We got the national treasure himself Afroman in the division. Played him a bunch of times in other leagues. Great user, but he’s never been in a league like Primer. Blackboard another great member, but that’s about it. Huncho and Drewski are the foundations of this division, but Drewski is the clear cut favorite to take this division.

NFC West

What is the toughest divisions in Primer, these four teams could win any division or at least give the division winners a run for their money. Despite Lloyd’s dominance the few seasons, people are starting to figure him out. BWO continues to find ways to make it to the Super Bowl, with different styles. NFC West goes to BWO

Don Jon’s fortune cookie says: I got nothing. I want this cycle to end now.