Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

Iconic – Macho Man Randy Savage

Often considered one of the top guys in Primer but could never become THE guy because of a certain individual. Just like Macho Man, had everything to be the top guy, but Hulk Hogan existed.

Daz – Rowdy Roddy Piper

Rowdy Roddy Piper in my eyes has always somehow been a thorn on Hulk’s side. Daz in many ways is like that, the only difference is they actually like each other.

Afgafroman – Mark Henry

Dude joined and put almost everyone he beat into his hall of pain. Now will actually continue this into M27 remains to be seen. He has a better shot at that then having a giant hand as a child.

Drewski – Seth Rollins

Like Seth, they find ways to get on top of the division and be seen as the best in said division. But can never stay there for long. Roman Reigns last week pointed out that Seth Rollins could become a champion but he ends up getting hurt or the reign doesn’t last long.

Kell – 1996 Giant AKA Paul Wight

He came in and beat Hulk Hogan for the title. Kell just joined and almost won the super bowl. Not the greatest connection but its the one I can come up with.

Torque – the Anonymous GM

Is almost never seen or heard from, but his presence is always there and never forgotten.

Smokey – Rey Mysterio

Wins via speed that’s all I gotta say. Fuck you Tramon Hilton.