Don Jon's Fortune Cookies for Madden

We’re back!!!! Madden 27 season 1 is upon us and after praying, consulting and offering blood sacrifice to my ancestors to gain knowledge on who they think will win each division, I am ready to share them their thoughts. Now how is this different from X’s and O’s latest episode where my partner and I discussed this same topic? Whose blood do you think I used as a sacrifice?

AFC EAST

We are looking at a pretty balanced division. Everyone’s active and competitive to be the top dog of this division. My ancestors initially wanted to pick Smokey with his Bills, or Sherm with his Pats. But they ultimately will give this division to Luke. Luke is unconventional to say the least. He picks bad players and runs them into the ground to become 90 ovr Superstar/XF dev in a season. If it’s not broken why fix it? Also why not MLDogs? Jets are in rebuild mode with their picks. My ancestors have yet to see any moves from him yet.

AFC South

The division of those with little to no information on. Tomato lasted better than most did in the SML vs Primer tournament, and that’s we got. My ancestors pick Juice because he’s done well in the past and Jonathan Taylor has Freight Train ability. So far that ability is broken once again.

AFC North

Steel’s here. Steel wins the division.

AFC West

Quite possibly the toughest division in Primer, it comes down to Ate, Lloyd, and BWO. Defektz is very new but holds potential, but not enough to beat these three. VERY close call but my ancestors are giving this one to Ate. As much as I hate the Chiefs, it’s set up to win now and Ate is more then capable of leading this division with the Chiefs.

NFC East

It is very easy to pick Daz and his Eagles. HOWEVER! Afroman is here. He takes advantage of everything Madden has to offer, and has mastered the high throws. He downplays his skill but we all know the truth. We believe Afroman wins the NFC East.

NFC South

Half the people here are new so it is tough to tell with them. We do know about Kell and Iconic. Iconic got his beloved Falcons and this squad is underrated, he will find great success with this team. Kell has won every single game coming in and only lost in the SB. Again a close call but based on past success Kell takes this division.

NFC North

This division comes down to two users just like the NFC south, Filthy and Drewski. Drewski has the high powered offense known as the Lions, while Filthy is consistently the number 1 offense every year. My ancestors had a very hard time deciding so they used a spinner to decide. The spinner picked Drewski.

NFC West

It’s tempting to give this division to Tee and his Rams. Rams are set up to be the win now team of Madden. Although AJ has won more with far less talent. Cardinals offense are positioned to be very good very soon after a drafting a new QB. It all depends on how much effort AJ puts into Primer this cycle. If we get AJ at his 76%, the division goes to him, but if he doesn’t care it goes to Tee.

Don Jon’s Fortune Cookie says: New Madden means New possibilities. Anyone can win at anytime. But if there is no change in your approach, the expect no change in your result.