Decided to do something fun for a change. With the amount of curses going around in Primer I decided to up the ante curse the following. (PSSST This is just me shouting out players and users for the awesome gameplay, if bad things happen it’s not my fault)
1. Kenneth Walker
As much as I want to curse Ate and the rest of the Chiefs, I like Ate too much to do that. Instead I am going to curse Kenneth Walker and his stupid Phenom ability. Leads the league in rushing yards and keeps all of his opponents worried about him, when we really should be worried about Ate’s defense. Until then Kenneth Walker, YOU ARE CURSED!!!! I curse you to pass/run ratio rule break or a broken knee.
2. New Orleans Saints Defense
Kell is undefeated and continues to win with a rookie QB. However I will not be cursing them because I believe the real culprit is the entire defense! First pass defense, second in yards allowed and points allowed. While not number 1 in defense as that goes to Steel, but he lost a game and the Saints didn’t. So with that said, SAINTS YOU ARE CURSED!!!! I curse your team to your defense getting exposed to bountygate part 2 and a few of your players get suspended!!!!!
3. Vikings Rookie QB Brett Barkley
Why would I want to curse a rookie QB on a team that is 2-5? As much grief I give Spookie over calling him Dr. Dots, turns out the real Dr. Dots is Krayzie. Throwing the ball mostly to Justin Jefferson despite having great options to throw the ball to. I don’t want to hear the excuse of, “Oh he’s so good.” If you don’t want to get hit with the punishment. Throw the ball to others. With that said. Brett Barkley, YOU ARE CURSED!!!!! I curse you to breaking the record of the most INTs in a single season.
4. All of the NFC
Why would I curse the entire conference? According to neon as of 10/12/2026 in the top 5 category it is mostly occupied by the NFC players. I for one represent the AFC, and I am also a certified Grade A hater. So NFC YOU ARE CURSED!!!! I curse you all to not be mentioned in the Xs and Os podcast, and one of you will be randomly selected to be on as a guest, if you know what happened to the last co-host you will know that’s not a good thing.
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